I’ve been perusing Tinder lately looking for a guy to fuck, when I stumble on YOU. You look like the perfect guy, so I invite you over for a fun night out. However, I need to get everything out in the open first. I mean.. I know this is probably silly, but I need to make sure your cock is up to My standards. You know what, I’m sure it’s great, but I just need to make sure. I don’t want to waste any time here. Now go ahead and show it to Me… I’ll even tease you a little to help you get it nice and hard for Me. Oh wait… is that it?! OMG.. STOP!! NO! WOW. That thing is FULLY erect?! HAHAHAHAHAHA! You know what… change of plans! That thing is SOOOO tiny… there’s no way I’m fucking you tonight. Wow, no wonder you’re on tinder! Well, I have a better plan… you’re going to wear this adult d****r and you’re going to be My wing-man. Actually.. you’re not a man, you’re a b4by.. so I’ll call you My wing-b4by. HAHAHA, it’s perfect! You’re going to come out with Me tonight and you’re going o make sure to find Me a nice HUNG cock to bring home later! Haha, this is going to be so much fun actually! And hey, you can be more efficient with your time tonight because you won’t have to be leaving every so often to use the bathroom…. you know… since you’ll be wearing a d****r, LOL! Okay, let’s go, I’m ready to get some good DICK!