We’ve had quite a few complaints about you at work. Given the inappropriate interactions between you and all the other employees, and ESPECIALLY Me, I’ve decided it’s finally time to do something. Not to mention, our tech department looked into all the website you’ve been visiting, and they’ve found that you’re ALWAYS watching porn at work. You know that’s something we don’t tolerate at this company, right? And not to mention… all the porn was totally weird too… financial domination?! Blackmail fetish?! What kind of freak are you? It’s obvious you’ve been jerking off to t his stuff too. I can make you lose your job, you know that, right? Sure you might be the CFO, but I’m the one with the power now. Well since I know you’re into this whole “Blackmail fetish,” maybe I should dabble a bit. I mean, you would probably even like it.. or would you?? lol. Regardless, something needs to be done about you and your PERVY ways. I’m going to give you a list of demands, starting with an extra $1000/wk, increased vacation time, and even more. Otherwise.. I’ll expose you. you don’t REALLY want Me to ruin your career, marriage, and reputation, do you? Because I can… I will go public and destroy you… so you better follow My demands or ELSE!